Something has gone down on the farm, and the cows can't stop producing milk. If you don't get busy milking them, things could turn pretty sour.
It's time to assemble your crack team of curling-mad monkeys and see how highly you can score. But pick your team carefully - you've only got so much cash to buy players and you'll need to balance the price of the best against what you can afford from the rest.
The classic gamble of cups and balls. Place your bet and then try and keep up with the action as the shells switch around at high speed - looks easy to begin with, but it will soon send you cross-eyed and confused.
You're a moth to the flame of banality: hit as many of the lightbulbs as you can to give yourself that fluttery buzz, but watch out for the flourescent lamps that will literally blow your mind.