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It’s his birthday and he’s wondering if I’ll still feed him and if I’ll still need him, now he’s hit the Beatles limit.
After dental work, Lynne can’t eat solids or talk... her husband is sympathetic
Today, I stared at a picture of Clark Gable for 10 minutes.
A vanity box from Donald Trump’s former yacht, the Trump Princess, has today (August 31) been valued at up to £200 at an Antiques Roadshow in Suffolk.
Consider this article well and truly webbed
After more than a decade of being pale and (in my opinion) interesting, I have blown it.
The old jokes are the best jokes, they say, but Lynne Mortimer reckons the ancient Greek gags could do with a bit of updating.
Get fit in just five minutes, said the press release.
And so it begins, the inexorable decline that means you have taken a step over the hill.
“Oh, no, please don’t make me do it,” pleaded my husband.
Boredom can hit at any time... even while playing a match at Wimbledon, we hear. In anti-boredom month Lynne Mortimer endeavours to stay awake.
Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé! Lynne Mortimer celebrates Frenchness in the wake of the 228th anniversary of the storming of the Bastille.
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