Christmas crackers jokes

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What athlete is warmest in winter?

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

How did Scrooge win the football game?

Two snowmen in a field what did one say to the other?

As a fan of snow, what did Father Christmas tell Mother Christmas when she looked out of the window and gasped: "What's that?"

Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?

Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How do snowmen get around?

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

What kind of paper likes music?

What is the fear of giants called?

What did Kermit say when he got to the top of the hill?

What do you call a pig with four eyes?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What is the most popular Christmas wine?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Where can you buy British Rail bubble gum?

What do sea monsters eat?

Where in a jungle is it not safe to park?

What do you get when you cross a piece of bacon with a spaceship?

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