EVER heard of Wayne Bridge? Course you have. Know what he looks like? Well if you didn't before all this nonsense, I'm sure you do now.

EVER heard of Wayne Bridge? Course you have. Know what he looks like? Well if you didn't before all this nonsense, I'm sure you do now.

Poor old Wayne. First his ex goes and gets involved with a mate - not an unusual occurrence among footballers or other human beings, I am led to believe - but then he sees his name plastered all over Sky News's canary yellow ticker.

- Read more now, and have your say, in Elliot Furniss' Unmissable blog.