It’s the way that you do it.

My friend, Dorinda got in touch after I voiced my concerns about what undergarments to wear with a red hat.

“Whether you wear knickers or not with a red hat is not the point. If you wear a red hat everyone will assume you are NOT wearing knickers.”

Ah yes, of course. After all, it’s not as if any one is ever going to see...

Ho hum.