RASPBERRY BLOWER: The exhausting search to confirm the name of the elusive Phantom Raspberry Blower of the SIL is becoming as intense as the search for the Scarlett Pimpernel.

Shaun Watson is still protesting his innocence and has been in touch to reveal the presence of a video of Jamie Sandilands doing a ‘Rasp’ on a social network site at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrx1_xQiwI.

“I’m sure you will agree this shows without doubt that Jamie Sandilands is the culprit,” says Watson.

But hang on a minute, Sandilands says that he was framed.

He has been in contact to say: “The video is part a stitch up.

“I was asked for a laugh to Rasp Simon Barker’s mum. So for the first and only time I Rasped.

“Unbeknown to me Peter Solomon filmed the whole scenario.

“It is 100% - Alan Ditcham is the phone rasper and Shaun Watson the network site Rasper.”

But perhaps the real truth comes from Christian Appleford, the manager of Mildenhall Town.

An insider on the ‘Rasping scene’ he made a call to confirm:

“I’ve always said that Jamie Sandilands is the phone culprit and Shaun Watson the network site culprit.”

Anyway if you get ‘rasped’ let me know and forward any ideas as to the culprit(s). If not we shall take Christian’s appraisal as being correct – End of.